why didn't you poke me back
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
In America we eat man semen.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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