Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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