nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
PANTIES FOUND
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