Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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