you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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