Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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