i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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You. Win. At. Life.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Can I color on your dick again?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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