the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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