I wish life had little blips of pornography
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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