I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
