That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
