And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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