i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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