why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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