do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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