If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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