I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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