That's when you crack a 10am beer
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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