Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
sarcasm needs its own font
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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