It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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