id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Barsexuality is the new black.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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