I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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