Me. At least after what I've been through.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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