"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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