Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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