I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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