she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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