Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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