You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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