what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
there's paper in my vomit.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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