Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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