i permit you to call me
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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