8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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