Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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