I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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