this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
These tits shall not be calmed
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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