R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
did i just pee glitter
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
