I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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I need you to use more vowels.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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