So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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