I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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