Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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