Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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