he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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