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Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again

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(712): View more from Iowa

I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga

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(513): View more from Ohio

I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!

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(406): View more from Montana

Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.

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(906): View more from Michigan

scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides

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(231): View more from Michigan

Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!

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