I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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