I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
