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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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