Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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