whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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