sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Randomize
