Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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